DAY OF THE PATTAYA ROACH - PART II
Taken from:

http://www.juicecop.com/general/day-rat-pattaya-ugl-steroids-anabolic-bust-raid-arrests-police-2010/

If you recall a while back, I brought you the Day of the Roach discussing the current situation of the steroid UGL’s.

Well, things have heated up since then. It’s become a free for all “Rat eat Rat” environment.

Steroid Buyers and Steroid Sellers are dropping like FLIES. There have been several busts in the last few months.

Change the names, dates, a few details and all these stories are the same. I won’t bore you with more of the same.


THE RAT

Jobless, Lazy, has Little Ambition and Less Brains.

Most likely in trouble with the Local PD back home and in need of a way to stay in the land of smiles. Didn’t close on enough pussy back home and desparately hoping to make up for what might be a small wee-wee.



Qualifications: Few ambitions, menial experience, possible petty criminal record.

The need to sleep ’till noon,has few if any morals, and is void of self respect.

Job description: Locate other rats that are not on the payroll or other easily extortable types

that have engaged in similar type of behavior…. leading the rat to his current life. (rat begets rat life cycle)

Compensation: Receive a token amount of the money lifted from the mark, get a “scurvy” visa and a “Semi” get out of free jail card.

You are allowed to hang out in the same dives your used to, drink late, and mingle with the “pay to play” girlies & ladyboys.

Most importantly you get to feel important and pretend that you’re the man.



Current state of affairs

1. The economy is slow, negative publicity on the Tele, and tourism is way down.

2. There are Thousands of “men” (Choke) that have a hard time fitting in back home, they are prone to denial of who and what they are.

3. They are prone to a number of the delusions that commonly affect one’s mind upon entering a third world country.

4. These may appear within hours of arrival or it may take months, most are affected within the first 24 hours.



The following are some of the more common delusions:

I have become much more handsome over here than back home (maybe the something in the water)
My pee pee is huge over here, the girls can’t be lying (I’m am become masculine)
She really loves me, despite the fact that I’m 20 years older than her and 25kg overweight
I know I found her in a bar, but she was only working there 2 weeks before I found her. (why does here phone ring so much?)
She says I’m the best sex she has ever had, even though she may have had 5000 Bones thrown in her (I knew I had potential)
The money she asks for is really for her ailing mother, I ain’t no “John”
I’m her first white guy or at least her first love, never mind she’s got 2 Thai little ones
She would never go with a Indian, Black or other “non-white” (unless he asked & paid the fee)
I special, she special. Together we’s the very special needle of love in a hay stack of sewage
I be smarter than ALL those other dudes, they a fool.


Rat Life

These guys run out of cash or get in trouble. They can’t be without their bar-girl girlfriends (They would be replaced within hours of departure)

They can’t go home. the rejection was bad before, now it’s impossible.

They needs money.

They needs a VISA.

They are desperate for a solution.



What’s a loser to do?

The targets used to be hard drug dealers, but that’s a bit to dangerous for these types.

Today the weasels prefer softer, safer ways to get by. Today they look to turn in the Viagra dealers, sneaky home pharmacies, UGL smugglers, and unlicensed infection brewers.

People mailing counterfeit DVDs or prescription meds back home with an occasional collar of a kid selling a joint on the beach. Sometimes it’s even an old white rat busted for yaba or ecstasy with his thai chronies (his man toys). Selling yaba at 65 with your 17 year old ho’ — Mr. upstanding retiree??

You know the type and the one’s they feed off: People that will role over softly, pay a fine, and run on back home.


I am all for catching the Perv’s that hunt children, the murderers, and the people that have anything to do with drugs that kill.

But this crap? c’mon, get a fucking life!

JUICECOP
http://www.juicecop.com

Love the link , why didn't I find this earlier

Is Pattaya the new jungle?

It's like being on fckn "survivour".

Stop reading right there.

Ahh Pattaya a place where the worst of the farangs meet the worse of the Thai's.